- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo Momma is not fat.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

AIDS

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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