Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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