I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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