I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Where's my tractor?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Chicken

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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