Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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