- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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