Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Vote this up

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Anti Joke

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