What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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