- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.