- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

who's a slut... you're mom

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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