Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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