okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Abortion

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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