- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Sarah Palin

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

what are three short words? i a am

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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