What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Justin Bieber

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Boob

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Anti Joke

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