- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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