- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Racial equality.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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