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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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