- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Obama

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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