Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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A shark ate your mom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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