a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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minorities.....

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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school homewrok

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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