whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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