Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Where's my tractor?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats chinese noodles

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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