- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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