- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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