A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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