Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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batman has diarrhea

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Anti Joke

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