Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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