- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

your life

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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