- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Trump will make America great again.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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