An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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anus

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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