Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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