A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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hey guys im gay

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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