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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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