- Anti Joke

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O