- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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