Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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