- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

This isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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