womens rights

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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No antijoke here.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

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