Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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