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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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