Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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