Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -11

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Suck pussy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops