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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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