- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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