whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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