I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Nickelback.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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