- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Diarrhea

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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