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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

it was all Tagart

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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