- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

White NBA players.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Women's Rights

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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