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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What comes after 69? mouthwash

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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