Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Jimmy Saville

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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pobody's nerfect

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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