What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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