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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

slaughter the mussies #EDL

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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