What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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one of the idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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