How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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