Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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WNBA

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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the economy.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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