- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Gay republicans

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

The WNBA

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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