Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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