- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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