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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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