- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??