- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

PIED NINNY!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Yanter, Look it up

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..