Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A woman wears a dress.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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