what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Equal rights!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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womans having rights.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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mexicans fishing

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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