- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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