When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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