Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did the fish say after he

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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