knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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