- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Trump will make America great again.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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