- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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