- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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