- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

why did matt die? He had cancer

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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