- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Trump will make America great again.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Women outside of the kitchen.