Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Weaner

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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WNBA

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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