- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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