Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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I asked her where you were.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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