- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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