how to turn invisable. eat yourself

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

hiya

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

CFL

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

jd and zach loves vigina

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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