- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Turkeys are obese

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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