Knock, Knock! Go away!

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

your mom died.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Once upon a time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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