Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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