What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Rebecca Black

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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