Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What is older than history?

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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