- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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