- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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