Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did the old man say? Im old

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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