- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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