A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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