A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Vaginal secretions

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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i just wrote this so hard

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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