the game

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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all the kids had fun

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Ebola

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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