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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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