- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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