- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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