What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

James Patrick Campbell

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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