- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

George W. Bush

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

roak

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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