- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

womens rights

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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