- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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