- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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