Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Prostitution is bad.......

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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