- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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