- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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