- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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