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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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