In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Your mother just died.

THE GAME

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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