Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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PENIS

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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well use a tissue!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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