- Anti Joke

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

kathryn atkins

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's brown an sticky Shit

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman