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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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