- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

BIG MAC'S

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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