A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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