What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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