What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

this website is a bad joke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Once, I went to Peru.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

I enjoy Popcorn

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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