- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

RUN

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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