What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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a man checks his mypsace

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