Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Pickles are powerful

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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