- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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