- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Democracy.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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