- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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