- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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