- Anti Joke

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers