- Anti Joke

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe