- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

homosexual

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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