Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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