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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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