- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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