- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

homosexual rights to marriage

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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