- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A seal walks into a club.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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