what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do u call a cripple Biv

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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