What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Santa isn't real

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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