- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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