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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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