- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Queens Park rangers

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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