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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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