What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's your guys names?

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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