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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

charlie sheen

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Women's rights.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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