Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

tim has no humor

why did you poop because you are a poop

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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