- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yellow People !!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

men's rights activists

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

penis?

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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