Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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