Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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this website even though its hilarious.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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