- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Mooses

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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