I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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