What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

when debbie meets downer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

The Oakland Raiders

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...