What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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ure mama's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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