If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

tim has no humor

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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