teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What is older than history?

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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