Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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