Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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No antijoke here.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

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