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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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