- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I have aids

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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