a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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