- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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